Circles, ellipses and statistics

Skills Need Improving Specifically need to learn how to flush a toilet and how to aim anus into large white object.

  Art Gallery  We visited an art gallery in the harbour area of Copenhagen. One of the pictures was titled 'Valley of the Unicorns'. A detail is here: Not Disney unicorns.

Just a Letter Away from Viral Internet Fame They should really consider renaming: Google translate says dild is actually Dill and dildo is dildo, so it's unlikely.

Sand Sculptures We went to a sand sculpture exhibition. It was all a bit 'airy fairy' with emphasis on the fairy. Some highlights: Not sure what he's dancing on: Or what he's doing: Some detail shots: Proof that seagulls (armholes (speeling checker) that they are) will ironically shit on anything they find. Hmm, you been here before? And the blog mascot: This was all very mysterious until I realised we were on holiday in Danemark. Well I think that's why.

Loki This is the Loki from Norse mythology that isn't in the Disney films: Close-up here: Also the original Thor, who looks like a member of ZZ Top:

I Think They Call These 'Cold Feet'

They Have Them in Denmark Too Here's proof:

Oh Dear! You Missed It! Perhaps there's one this year?

Hah! Curry Wurst in Germany Well, more like tomato ketchup Wurst with a bit of curry powder on top. Fine for me though.

Viking Tapestry Found in Denmark in a museum of other things. You'll have to scroll around this image a bit... Different sort of tool, but I'm not sure that this is historically correct: