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 Silent vibration, you can use it with confidence anywhere That's nice to know. Seriously (not really), this was sent to me in a, wait for it, wait for it, wait til next line Banggood email: Link here For extra laughs, Google translate the second question and answer in the FAQs...

DVD Available to Pre-Order I had a pretty impressive shit this morning, and another one this afternoon that turned out to be mainly wind. The full series is available to pre-order on DVD now.

Things I've Never Said Before Since having children, there have been a few sentences I've never said before. I'm going to document them here. 2nd January 2020 Hang on mate, you've got a tomato pip on your ear.

Insert Pineapple Insert Pineapple Insert Bucket Start Remove Bucket Then enjoy your freshfruit funfactor I don't really know what it does to the pineapple, I didn't try it.